Fuzz: On Living Stress-Free and Mustached
Ever since Fuzz ripped fish lips from the side of his saddle a lot has been said of the mustached Jubi pitchman.
His mustache is CGI.
He didn’t catch that fish in one take.
He is not that stress-free and happy in real life.
Well, friends, we have tracked down the man they call Fuzz to get to the bottom of it all.
First, we have to say that getting a sit down with Fuzz is not easy. Even for us. He is a very busy man after all. We reached out to people who knew a person who knew his people and asked for an interview. We were told that we could have exactly 7 minutes of his time. As we said, he is a busy man. Regardless, we jumped at the opportunity. We were told to meet him at a southern Arizona ranch where he would be finishing up a roping session. It was unclear if he owned the ranch or if the owner just lets him do whatever he wanted. We did see what looked like the ranch owner washing Fuzz’s truck upon arrival though.
Fuzz approached us dressed as you would expect. Mustached, crocodile skin cowboy boots, wranglers, snap down bedazzled shirt and cowboy hat. We immediately notice that Fuzz has an aura and calmness about him. One that you fear love and respect all at the same time. It takes your breath away for a moment, almost like looking at a beautiful sunset. You just want to enjoy it. But knowing that we only had 7 minutes, we got right to the interview.
Us: Hi Fuzz, how are you doing today?
Fuzz: Same as always, rocking, roping and kicking the day in the ass. (He says with a smile.)
Us: Great to hear. A lot of people have questions about the mustache. Care to share the story behind it?
Fuzz: Some babies are born with full glorious heads of hair. Fuzz was born with a glorious mustache. Next question.
“Fuzz does everything in one take.” – Fuzz
Us: Interesting, what do you think makes your mustache so mystical?
Fuzz: It is just a mustache, a mustache on a man who could climb Everest in one afternoon if he wanted to.
Us: In your Jubi commercial a lot has been said about the fish you jumped off of your horse and caught. Did you really do that in one take?
Fuzz: Fuzz does everything in one take.
(Editors note: We 100% believe him about this too.)
Us: People say that there is no way that you are always so stress-free and happy.
Fuzz: Fuzz would tell those people to get Jubi in their life. Fuzz was operating at 90% awesome until Jubi. Now Fuzz operates at infinity. That’s right; numbers can’t measure my level.
Us: How do you manage stress? On the rare occasion that it pops up.
Fuzz: Fuzz just looks in the mirror and remembers he is Fuzz. Also, the Jubi.
Us: We appreciate the support, in light of that do you think that we could chat for more than 7 mi…
Before we finished the question, Fuzz was already in his freshly washed Dodge dually crew cab driving away from the ranch. Smile on his face and the ranch owner’s wife by his side.
We couldn’t help but smile and stare as he drove away, as we said… seeing Fuzz is like a beautiful sunset.